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Luna J. Feeblebunny
Luna-v: n. an unpredictable individual composed mostly of vitamin D, nails, beef jerky, Skittles, and nitroglycerin. It has been described as godless, feminist, evil, insane, and generally harmful to the health and well-being of other living things.

Popular mythology holds Luna-v to be responsible for various phenomena, including arranging the constellations, sinking Atlantis, and inventing the game Twister; however none of these myths have been proven.

It is generally believed Luna-v is a nocturnal creature that places great value on its individuality. Also very proud, one must approach it with the head carried low, lest the temper of the creature be roused. It is disputed as to its appearance; witness statements contain very few common denominators regarding what Luna-v truly looks like.

Its diet consists mostly of chocolate, squirrels, pickled cucumbers, paper, steak, cheese, and small children.

Abilities include speed and agility, the power to be in several places at once, drawing, sleeping for ungodly lengths of time, inventive sarcasm, fire breath, and bomb making. Luna-v lacks skill in gardening, putting up with other organisms, mathematics, and empathy.

Luna-v is known to have a deep resentment for TV commercials, the normative family, Wal-Mart, sappy movies, work, the cold, and any or all people that challenge its self-asserted authority. No information is available on what Luna-v actually does like.

In conclusion, Luna-v is a creature that should be avoided at all costs. Supervise your children and pets while outdoors, and avoid mirrors as many believe Luna-v can see you through the reflection. If you suspect Luna-v is in your area, immediately alert the authorities and seek shelter; remember there is safety in numbers and Luna-v tends to avoid densely populated areas.

This report has been brought to you by the Fellowship for the Analysis of Information about Luna-v [F.A.I.L.]. Have a nice day!


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Inkohaulyc-1 Featured By Owner May 12, 2016
Happy Birthday, Luna-lu. :hug:
Filthy0wnii Featured By Owner May 12, 2016  Student General Artist
Happy b-day!
Jakaniwolf Featured By Owner May 12, 2016
Happy Birthday!!!! 
Faebird Featured By Owner May 25, 2015  Student Digital Artist
You seem like an interesting person, and a very good artist! Have a watch. 
Avile13 Featured By Owner May 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday :u
Inkohaulyc-1 Featured By Owner May 12, 2015
Happy Burfdae! :hug: Hope you're having a good one. :D
BondoFox Featured By Owner May 12, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy Birthday!  :iconpartycannonplz::iconbirthdaycakeplz:
Luna-v Featured By Owner May 12, 2015
I almost forgot! :iconfortehlulzplz: (thank you! c:)
cottoncritter Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy Thanksgiving Loon, wherever you are. I don't know if you'll ever come back to dA but I'm thankful you were here in the past. I still sit back and think about how much your artwork inspired me to do more art and try to improve. I'm still jealous of your artwork! Neko Emoji-10 (Furious) [V1] I recently made a new friend who's artwork reminded me of a lot of your super old artwork. I'll have you know that somewhere in the deep pockets of time and space in my storage boxes, I have at least one piece of your ancient artwork saved - I think it was around when I first became acquaintances/friends with you; I had printed out one or two of your drawings on printer paper so I could stare at it when I wasn't near a computer. I'm pretty sure it's artwork you don't even have in your gallery anymore! If you ever see this message and want me to dig it up, let me know. 
Sheesh here I am messaging your ghost of a profile. I'll eat my hat if you even remember me (if you ever return of course). Hint - My old username when I knew you was Miserycat.  
lordinheaven Featured By Owner May 21, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
do you take requests?
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